The Crypto Retards
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The Crypto Retards
The Retard Meta is back and this time it’s on Solana

A token with no brakes and no shame. Embracing chaos,
degeneracy and absolutely zero fundamentals.

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The Crypto Retards

Built for Pure Degens

$TCR is driven by a community that laughs in the face of risk, short-circuits at charts and worships volatility. Short it. Long it. Flip it. Rug it. That’s the way Do Kwon would’ve wanted it.

Why?

Because if Ethereum got its moment of madness, then Solana deserves a full-blown meltdown too. This isn’t
DeFi. This is DegenFi.

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PvP Trading Madness (feat. Elon Musk)

Forget holding. Forget strategy. This token is made to be shorted, longed, flipped, and rugged — all in one candle. Just like Elon, we move markets with pure impulse and zero shame. Trade it like you're tweeting from a Tesla bathroom at 3 AM. Mars? No. But $TCR? Definitely.

Solana Mafia Energy (feat. Donald Trump)

We don’t ask for listings. We demand them. Just like Trump launched NFTs with his face and called it “art,” we kick down the door and meme our way into exchanges. No utility, no permission only power and great, tremendous charts.

Futures? Absolutely. (feat. SBF)

Once $TCR pumps, you can bet your last SOL we’ll be on some shady exchange run by a guy in sandals. SBF energy max leverage, zero sleep, ramen-fueled decisions. Short it. Long it. Rebuy it. Cry. Then do it again, from the Bahamas.

The Most Retarded Community Ever (feat. Do Kwon)

No TA. No fundamentals. Just vibes and overconfidence. Do Kwon said, “Steady lads,” then the floor vanished. We honor his legacy with pure delusion and meme warfare. We send. We cope. We laugh. We mint another one.
For the Family

Tokenomics? LOL.

Presale? No. Utility? You’re joking. Hope? Absolutely not.

💯 Sent to the wild.
No presale.
No private investors.
Just pure Solana madness!

🔒 Liquidity locked (Or not 🤡).
We might lock it.
We might not.
It’s called high-risk investing, nerd.

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💰 Marketing Wallet? Already burned on meme ads and fake Elon AI.

💵 10 BIL. supply
🚀 buy/sell tax
🤪 Ticker: $TCR

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Totally Not a Scam Plan

Roadmap to Absurdity

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From zero to memes in seconds

Stealth Launch & Instant Twitter Meltdown

We launch $TCR in total silence. No warnings. No countdowns. Just a random TX ID and an unhinged tweet with 3 brain cells. Crypto Twitter thinks it's a rug — which makes it moon. Elon likes a meme, no one knows why. Vitalik blinks twice in Morse code.

Phase #1

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Phase #2

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Get ready to be long-wrecked or short-crushed

1000% Pump, 1001% Dump, Emotional Damage

Chart goes up like SBF’s FTX balance sheet... temporarily. Degens ape in. Influencers shill. Then someone yells “Top!” and it all explodes. Your bags are now a historical artifact. We call this price discovery.

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They list us, or we haunt their order books forever.

Futures Listings & Maximum Rektification

Some offshore exchange lists $TCR futures “for the culture.” Degens open 50x longs with borrowed rent money. One guy shorts the top and becomes a local legend. Another longs with his grandma’s pension and becomes a thread. CZ denies ever knowing us. SBF sends a like from house arrest. We become history — or a case study.

Phase #3

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